PMS ≠ Private Messaging
My eleven-year-old brother came home from school in a ticked off mood. He was acting like a hormonal overly-moody teenager. I asked him, “What the heck, are you PMSing?” My twenty-two-year-old brother asks, “…private messaging?” I was washing the dishes after having baked coconut macaroons and peanut butter cookies. When I heard my older brother ask me this, I...
Kids Say The Darndest Things
Arianna: "Sarah Joy, what's your mom's name?"
Me: "Minerva, but everyone calls her Minnee. Like 'Minnie Mouse'."
Arianna: "What's your dad's name?"
Arianna: "But sometimes people call him 'Mickey Mouse'?"